Cedar-isms

So, being the proud Mama that I am, I'm pretty sure everything Cedar says is either brilliant, hilarious or amazing. And, all to frequently, humiliating. So, I've decided to blog Cedar-isms from time for my own personal amusement and hopefully yours too. So, here goes:

~"I am going to DIE if I don't eat right now"(said while driving approximately 1/2 mile from home)

~"We are never going running again until your are 2400 years old" (Said on tonights run that was apparently highly unpleasant for the boy)

~"Mommy, I got you a Coke" (the boy knows how to woo me)

~"I'm dry on the bottom but not on the top" (after the shower)

~"I'm going to ask Hunter about that dinosaurs--he knows more than you about dinosaurs" (said to Eric during a long discussion of dinosaurs. Note: Last week during a discussion of the planets Cedar indicated he would ask Hunter for the answers because "Hunter pretty much knows everything about space" Hunter is a very bright classmate of Cedar's who knows far more than Cedar's parents.

~"I didn't just get scriptures I got the Bible too" (After receiving his very first set of scriptures)

~"Mommy, look what I wrote" (He hands me a piece of cardboard with the letters F-R-E-E written on it. Which he learned from that horrible freecreditreport.com ad that he sings constantly "F-R-E-E that spells free, creditreport.com baby!"

Well, now you know just how adorable Cedar really is and how much I need another child to divide some attention with:)